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I can tell it’s only in this pic – but still…

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Me too :) Gotta work. Seriously work. LOL Later! :*

LOL thanks guys!

I knew it was you Lena :p I just went back to work and forgot to comment..I should have put heartbreaker on this pic Sarah :)

Wow, these are probably some of the nastiest comments I’ve ever gotten. I’m not taking the picture down, because I like it. I have no problem with people thinking I’m a lesbian because of my hair, but I really hate the word “dyke”...

Yeah…I think George showed up on like my first day here, so I understand how overwhelming that can be. Hang in there, Beth!

BTW, i can’t believe the slamming I’m getting here. I posted a pic with my hair WAY shorter than this and nobody wrote all the stereotypical comments….unpredictable….

Ummm Sarah, honey NO im not LMAO!!!! I think its another girl he left his comment on her pics, she is a real sweetheart, but I won’t give her name for her sake. These things are a delicate business. :D

You don’t look anything NEAR Puffy!!Nor lesbian , Nor Butch. Sarah you really did a number on George he is so charming now!I am amazed at your powers!

And we have the typical comments that girls with short hair get:thank you, faceslammers, for not disappointing. Yes, I do look like a lesbian and butch because my hair is short. Everyone with short hair is a lesbian AND butch, so no need to remind me :)

Gawrsh! Am I that transparent?! Yes I put the perfection comment!LOL…well atleast I fooled Jenny!_{nyaah @ Jenny} :ppp

celebrity look a like: Ellen Degeneres. Can ppl get OVER the short hair already? LMAO

Ahahah OK, Lena, if you say so…if you say so…. :)

I don’t understand… :)

Why can’t a man write that too? :) It’s very possible. :D

heheh I’ll wait for your comment Lena on this pic :D

Ummm George of course! Lmao! :D

_{but I suspect jenny too..:P}

aaaw – thanks, sweetie! <3

It was most certainly directed at you!

And I’m so sorry you have a stalker!! But I’m am very glad that you found me!

you’re a facestat celeb, sweetie. What did Aard call it? Goddess of Facestat?

yeah, I don’t know! I’m not a public figure!

Oh, Josh, you are the sweetest! I’ll see what I can dig up just for you! Yes, Lena, this is all very bizarre. He was shocked that I was willing to post what he said and admit it was true…he said it was obvious I wasn’t much into privacy but that I’m making myself pretty vulnerable. What the hell do I have to hide LOL? I can’t imagine what he’s doing, I really can’t!

well, you can either grow some new hair overnight or find some slightly older pics today. I don’t think I’m alone when I say I cant get enough of you! LOL

plz, It’s ok I think we all know you have a secret afliction for george!hahahaha j/k

I really hope I’m around to see some “new” pics of you with long hair. your a rare beauty! ;)

hehe George has so many tricks up his sleeves LOL Before French and Philosophy, now Italian and Psychology. He must do it in pairs- language and a social science discipline. LMAO

OK, George has decided that since I haven’t emailed him back to tell him to stop, that I like the attention but don’t want to admit it because it will make me seem needy and shallow. The following I will directly lift from the email, sorry George: YOU’VE CERTAINLY EXPERIENCED SOME MALE ATTENTION BEFORE, BUT NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU AREN’T ENJOYING HAVING IT LAVISHED ON YOU NOW. SINCE YOU ARE CLEARLY GORGEOUS, THIS LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU WERE EITHER NOT PARTICULARLY POPULAR IN SECONDARY SCHOOL, OR ONLY BLOOMED AFTER YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH THAT YOU ARE STILL LEFT WITH THE SCARS OF FEELING INADEQUATE. I don’t need quotes there, the caps lock should suffice. Creepy thing: totally spot on about the high school/late bloomer thing(not about enjoying being “lavished” since I don’t take a thing he’s saying seriously—he’s winding me up, that’s why it’s so hilarious)....but it seems that we’ve got a psych major on our hands. If I don’t write him back by tomorrow, apparently I’ll never hear from again….that’s your nightly stalker update.

Plus, you’ve got a stalker Sarah LOL virtually lurking in the shadows of the Internet.

SJ <3! :) Oh my what have I missed! I just slept early for one day and now George starts virtually courting lovely Sarah? And to appeal to her through Shakespeare, French and philosophy, wow, I’m impressed :)

not me!

hold your head up, its far to pretty to be looking down. :)

SJ Damn you! you left without saying goodbye!! HAHA

haha! he’s a regular pepe le pew that one. :D

Haha the joker!! he knows good and well EVERYBODY found his “ways” inappropriate. He is so crazy lol!But that is very sweet of him. Thanks to you Sarah, George is a changed man!I GUARANTEE IT!

Aww, poor Georgie!Of course he’d be heartbroken lmao!It is a a good idea to spare his feelings then. :D

You also make a good point about your ex husbands too, but that just means that you come from good stock and no others could compare to their beautiful ma and sis.lol

LMAOROFL! SARAH, do you know I am tearing up in fits of laughter over that last comment. Oh my gosh!I’m totally impressed too but he is too funny!

This just in: we’ve got Shakespeare. And apparently I’m the Brutus to his Caesar and have repaid his love with treachery by publicly mocking him. George: I’m not publicly mocking you. I’m impressed, you are eloquent…I’m just sharing your words since you got deleted LOL

How strangely romantic and intriguing Sarah! _sigh This is getting very interesting, I suppose I underestimated George, but since he apologized it brings his cool factor up a couple notches. You see the effect you have over men Sarah “my heart only beats for you mon amour” and a brain? swoon

Disclaimer: Of course and always be careful my sweet.

But he sounds fascinating and very funny. So George is now cool with me. :D hehe

AHHHH! Yikes Sarah!I’d hate to see how many guarantees there will be in that declaration of passion. AND he compared you to Lolita, wow just how old is this guy or should I say…his mojo! I swear I had him pegged at 14yrs old. :P

haha! LOL@ him getting upset you haven’t emailed him back (roflroflrofl!!.....oh wait, Im not helping am I?) Sorry to get so much enjoyment out of your yearning for our beautiful Sarah George. lol! lol!:D

Ohh Sarah he likes you something AWFUL!This is all too funny of course I hope he doesn’t turn creepy, he dosen’t come off as that type though. George has got jokes LOL!

Um…got another email. There was a “humbert humbert” reference(I’m impressed, George)...he’s not pleased that I chose not to reply but just post about it here. His presence is still very much here…

Sarah that is so hilarious! Darn I have to go, but I’ll be back in a bit. Keep me updated on any other happenings. This is pretty juicy, I knew he had concentrated his mojo almost completely on you but this takes it to a whole new level of lust. (ROFL) :D

No! No! LMAO! It should be a crime to assume so much and be so totally mistaken! ahahaha!!

OMG Sarah what did he say?! lmao!

Sarah, as always your delightful face is a pleasure to behold. Those nummy lips are a feast just begging to be devoured. Mrawr! ;-)

TURD IN A PUNCH BOWL. I GUARANTEE IT. :-P

Thanks Jenny! I’m sure there’s a lipstick out there for you—there are lipsticks now that kind of shimmer a bit so they have that glossy effect. I bet a neutral tone in one of those would be stunning!

Lena, thank you so much!! totally speechless…all I can say is that I , too, thought my face was totally dragged down by hair(notice that I get “horsey” on all my long haired pics)...but all guys can see is the hair :) Seriously, that kind of compliment coming from somebody as gorgeous as you….._{single tear}

Wow, really? Even when it’s growing out and trying to be huge when it can’t be yet(it’s like I WANT TO BE SWOOSHY AGAIN). Thank you for being so kind to me—you always make me want to cut my hair super short again and end this torture!

yes, they are in my head :)